

It is still possible, but my intuition keeps telling me it’s going to be someone insanely unexpected. Lola/Charlie seemed so far removed, but still attached to the situation that made me think it was possible. My theory early last year was that Charlotte (the real one) was Gossip Girl. Sorry for the language, but I AM NOT GOSSIP GIRL. Unless the writers totally fake-out on us and have the characters turn to the camera and say “Gossip Girl is You.” In that case, the writers can go f*ck themselves.

And if anyone is going to find out who Gossip Girl is, it would be Chuck Bass. If you look at what’s going on, the Bart Bass thing looks to be setting up a big reveal. Yes, Bart has a ton of secrets, but what’s the point of us finding out about another one? We want to know who Gossip Girl is, and the writers said that we will find out by the end of the show. I know it sounds insane! I don’t even fully believe it, but with what we’ve seen so far, it makes sense. Let’s start with intriguing: What is Bart Bass hiding now? Chuck is once again investigating in his father’s past, now that he’s back from the dead, and Bart will do anything to keep Chuck from knowing the truth. I think Chair fans can now relax because things look pretty solid in that relationship for once! That leaves us to focus on the other drama going, some intriguing and some annoying. I sort of see some of that happening, especially between Blair and Serena. There was talk that the last season will go back to old Gossip Girl, possibly mirroring the first season. And the truth gets sorted out in the end. Misunderstandings and hijinks occur (like you expect in every Gossip Girl episode). Everyone is even more confused when they find out she’s been going as Sabrina all this time. (Big surprise, there.) It’s an upscale day party, and Serena looks great and happy, not drugged up or drunk as they were expecting. They do find her, and GUESS WHERE? AT A PARTY. After the big fallout at the beginning of summer, The NJBC (Non-Judging Breakfast Club) go in search to find her, with the assistance of Georgina.

What brings them back together? Not knowing where the hell Serena has been all summer. It doesn’t help that Rufus is shacked up with Ivy (Ew, I know.) Finally, Serena is OD’d on a train somewhere. (It’s really hard not to roll my eyes at Nate’s story arc.) Lily renewed her vows to Bart Bass, even though it’s clear she’s not over Rufus. What else is new? We get back to Nate, who running The Spectator all on his own. (Yeah, what is going on?) We see Dan and Georgina hanging out he’s trying to find inspiration for his new book, Georgina is all about seeking out and creating scandal. The summer passes by, Chuck and Blair are separated and working on their own things. I rejoiced, being the Chair fan that I am, but I was kind of confused how that came to be. The writers obviously know how hardcore the Chair (Chuck-Blair) fans are because the episode began with a hot sex scene between the two.
